Why Your Team Needs Tim

Tim Rearer is the single most gifted athlete overall to ever grace sports with his presence. Through his unique blend of world-class sportsmanship, hall of fame-tier work ethic, and unrelenting passion for his craft, Tim has forged a path few thought possible. Tim would be an instantly valuable asset for any Miami sports franchise because he would show up on day one with a lunch-pale and blue collar attitude, ready to earn his keep. Tim is willing to work harder than anyone else under the sun in order to ensure that South Florida ends up on top. With experience in every single major sport played in the United States of America (the single greatest nation ever conceived), Tim has a historically unique set of skills to offer to the masses. If you would like to make Tim a backup or third-string member of your professional sports franchise (Non-Floridians need not apply) then please visit our Contact page.